once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
Oh god. Weeds.
If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.
It’ll make everything better.
The da vinci load
Erin McKean, You Don’t Have to Be Pretty (via tited)
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before