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theanimalblog: A young Belgian donkey named Reiki (by Ben Heine).

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police


wedlaylikedogs:

Oh god. Weeds.

iamthemeep:

kyrianne:

If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.

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It’ll make everything better.

The da vinci load

❝ You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to your co-workers, especially not to random men on the street. You don’t owe it to your mother, you don’t owe it to your children, you don’t owe it to civilization in general. Prettiness is not a rent you pay for occupying a space marked “female”. ❞
Erin McKean, You Don’t Have to Be Pretty (via tited)

(Source: larmoyante)

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sqky: Clippers. Sqky.

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before


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